These are the lyrics to a song from Avenue Q. Instead of the original What Do You Do With a BA in English, I have changed them to What Do You Do With a BA in History.
What do you do with a B.A. in History?
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge
Have earned me this useless degree.
I can't pay the bills yet
'Cause I have no skills yet
The world is a big scary place.
But somehow I can't shake
The feeling I might make
To the human race.
The answer? Apparently, work at Walmart.
Irish gem of wisdom:
In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink ours here.